Serving Kern County & Surrounding Areas
Kern County's most reliable pet waste removal service.
Get your free quote today and never scoop again!
Our Customer Promise
We show up every single time — rain, shine, or wind. You can count on us to be there on your scheduled day, no excuses.
Our vehicles are clearly branded so you always know who's arriving at your property. No surprises, ever.
Not 100% happy? We'll come back and re-clean your yard for free. Your satisfaction is our #1 priority.
Poop Happens
Poop Happens was founded right here in Kern County with one simple mission: to give dog owners their yards — and their weekends — back. We're your neighbors, and we take pride in keeping our community clean, one yard at a time.
Whether you have one dog or five, a small yard or a large property, we've got a plan that fits your schedule and your budget. No contracts, no hassle — just a clean yard every week.
Happy Dogs. Clean Yards.
Serving Kern County since Day One
Say Goodbye to Pet Waste
We come to your home and remove all dog waste from your yard — so you never have to deal with it again.
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The Best in Kern County
When you hire Poop Happens, you can be confident you made the right choice with our 100% satisfaction guarantee.
Every team member is background checked before they ever set foot in your yard. Your family's safety comes first.
We use only pet-safe disinfectants and sanitize our equipment between every single yard to prevent the spread of germs.
We text you when we arrive and when we're done. You'll always know your yard is clean — even when you're not home.
Start, pause, or cancel your service anytime — no contracts, no fees, no hassle. We earn your business every single week.
We send a photo of your closed gate after every visit so you know your pets are safe and secure.
We're a Kern County business, serving Kern County neighbors. We take pride in our community and it shows in our work.
Poop Happens Service Areas
Poop Happens is headquartered in Tehachapi and proudly serves Bear Valley Springs, Stallion Springs, Arvin, Bakersfield, and surrounding Kern County communities.
Spread the Love!
Friends don't let friends scoop their own dog's waste! Refer a neighbor to Poop Happens and for every successful referral, get 20% off your next bill!
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Our Credentials
Convenience: One of the primary reasons to hire a pet waste removal service is the convenience it offers. Cleaning up after your pets can be a time-consuming and unpleasant task. Poop Happens takes care of this for you every week.
Health & Hygiene: Pet waste can contain harmful bacteria and parasites that cause illness. Regular professional removal keeps your yard safe for your family and other pets.
Odor Control: Accumulated pet waste produces foul odors. Regular removal by Poop Happens keeps your outdoor spaces smelling clean and fresh.
Yard Preservation: Over time, pet waste damages your lawn and landscaping. Regular removal helps preserve the beauty of your outdoor space.