Why Choose Poop Happens
Here's why Kern County families trust us to keep their yards clean.
Every team member is fully background checked. You can trust who's in your yard.
Not 100% happy? We'll come back and re-clean your yard for free. Your satisfaction is our #1 priority.
We text you when we're on the way and again when we're done — with a photo of your closed gate so you know your pets are safe and secure.
No lock-ins, no hidden fees. Start, pause, or cancel anytime you like.
Pet waste carries bacteria and parasites. We remove it safely, keeping your yard healthy for kids and pets alike.
Get back hours of your week. Spend that time with your family, not cleaning up after your pups.
What Our Customers Say
Real reviews from real customers — see why families keep coming back.
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"Excellent service — I am not actually a regular dog owner, however I have found myself housing 2 dogs over the past several months when a family member abruptly took a job and left me watching her dogs. I found Poop Happens on FB and decided to give it a try and I've been very satisfied with the service."
Joshua B."I am really impressed with this company. First off, they show up when they say they will — Tehachapi folks will agree that this is huge. They are professional and kind, they use sanitary equipment & products so there is no worry on cross contamination. I have a large yard and four dogs, 2 of which are both over 100 lbs. They took their time and did a very thorough job. I've signed up for weekly service and highly recommend them."
Deirdra V."Great experience. Easy to work with, timely and did a great job! 10/10 do recommend."
Kait S."A very reliable service. They always do a great job for me!"
Victor S."They are amazing! They are prompt, professional, quick and do a great job! I have 2 dogs and they did a quick and awesome job! After they left, no poop in sight. Highly recommend if you're lazy like me and don't want to pick up the dog poo yourself 🤩"
Allyson B."This company is great. They are professional, courteous, and always on time. They are also very respectful and make sure to always close my gate, so I know my dogs are safe."
Jessica J."Writing this on behalf of my family who used Poop Happens. They showed up on time, took care of the entire yard, and provided excellent service. I'm sure we'll use them again!"
Daniel G."Matt was excellent and very thorough! 10/10 would recommend and will be booking services again!"
Brittney M."Excellent service! Quick responses, great communication and very friendly. Highly recommend!"
Erica N."Very respectful and professional employees. You get a useful service at a quality price and I highly recommend the weekly service!"
Danny S."Needed help in my yard cleaning up after my dog due to a knee injury and I found Poop Happens. Did a great job and reasonable cost."
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* Yards larger than ¼ acre are subject to higher rates.
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